- 12:15 pm - Thu, Aug 28, 2014
- 4 notes
An Open Letter to Peter Pan
Take me second star to the right
and straight on till morning
because life as an adult
getting far too boring
Take me to the clouds
to a land without tuition
let out flight be petition
of grown-ups’ tradition
Release me from my loans
and free me from my burdens
I need a Peter Pan
to come and part my curtains
I’d rather face a tic-tock crocodile
or any Captain Hook
than pay near two hundred dollars
for some esoteric textbook.
So meet me at my window
and take me far away
because if age is just a number
I don’t want to age another day.
I know you’re probably pretty busy
with these kids growing up so fast
But I’ve only got one shot at youth
and I need your help to make it last.
- 4:48 pm - Wed, Aug 27, 2014
- 2 notes
Yes friends, it is true. I have started a professional blog to follow my journeys in art school, art, and life. If you want to keep up with everything going on in my life, head on over to nathanpalmer .
It’ll be rad.
- 10:00 pm
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And finally someone said it
nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell
Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.
step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women
step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it
step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly
step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine
step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup
all that commentary
Who wants to help me make makeup for insecure dudes? Let’s reverse some gendered marketing and make bank.
(Source: officialmoviegoer, via videogamesguysandfood)
- 9:15 pm - Sat, Aug 23, 2014
- 1 note
Chris Pratt is basically the male equivalent of Jennifer Lawrence.