Wow! I thought spam was only a facebook thing. The lines have been blurred, the possibilities are endless. You, sir, ma’m, or anonymous, have opened a door, shone a light. You are a pioneer into the realm of tumblr spam.

This makes you a hero of sorts, a hero deserving of dying alone in the deepest darkest depths of an unmarked a fiery grave. Like a true hero.

Here’s to you, anonymous, for going where no asker has gone before. I salute you.